Caller on loud motorcycles: "Summer is here, and all of these 40-, 50-year-old adolescents are running around with loud or no mufflers on their motorcycles again."
On Scott Walker: "Hey, Gov. Walker, since you believe teacher certification doesn't matter, I was wondering if I could fill that giant cavity you have between your ears."
On abortion ban: "The idea that there is a right to an abortion in the Constitution is ridiculous."
On patient transfers: "I didn't realize that Janesville paramedics were employees of Mercy Health System. I thought this was a municipal fire department."
On teacher licensing: "For those who would jump on the bandwagon in support of nonteacher certification, I suggest you spend time in a classroom."
On U.S. Senate race: "Feingold to run again? What's the matter with the Democratic Party? Doesn't it have anyone other than the old guard to run?"